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Post by Amardeep on Jan 18, 2010 17:10:02 GMT
Let me see if I understand all this...
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.K. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
A JOB,
A DRIVERS LICENSE,
NATIONAL INSURANCE CARD,
SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS,
FAMILY CREDIT,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION,
FREE HEALTH CARE,
A REPRESENTATIVE IN PARLIAMENT,
YOU CAN VOTE YOU CAN EVEN RUN AS AN MP,
OR START YOUR OWN POLITICAL PARTY! LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU CAN DEMONSTRATE IN THE STREET AND BURN OUR FLAG AND IF WE STOP YOU WE ARE CLASSED AS RACIST
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Post by @kingofdesi on Jan 24, 2010 8:26:03 GMT
true
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Post by rennusharma on Jan 11, 2013 10:27:11 GMT
lol its funny but above it very true...
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