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[punjabinkarperated]

A short anecal story authored by Advocate Nirmal Singh Ahuja (Ret.) Patiala Dist. Superior Court, based on a flight he took to bangcok recently

desi guy: oh madam, oh guddi

desi guy standing up: guddi ikk mint

flight attnedant walks over with an irritated look and hits the paging button : yes sir

desi guy: I want cauk(coke)

attendant: excuse me

desi guy: I want one for myself, one for my wife..and one for my boy

attendant..say that again sir

desi guy to his wife: lagda thums up extra lagdey...tun dollar kadd

desi guy to flight attendant: heres 5 dulla can ju bring some now...and bring some ass (ice) too

flight attendant: i Think u are being unruly sir

desi guy to attendant: please make sure the cauk(coke) is in the ass (ice)

right then

the lil kid starts playing with the lil toy dhol he has brought aboard
desi guy's wife screams: vajaiii na vajaii na

fligh attendant: ok im gonna have to push the alarm here and get u removed

desi guy to flight attendant : VAjaii naa please vajaiii naaaa

attendant: vajaina, couk , asss what else are u gonna say
next
right then the lil kid throws off his lil shoes over the seat in front of him

desi guy wife screams: Booty boooty boooty
"
she screams at the guy in front : gimmeee booty gimmeee booty

attendant pages two other male attendants by the names of "George" and a christian oriental "Ben Choi"
atttendant looks at a large suitcase in the aisle: why didnt u guys put this baggage in the overhead compartment..

desi guy's wife pointing up: sorry madam, Jaaaaj's di*ky too small

George wipes off a tear and screams: It was a playground accident..I told u folks..and runs off crying

this insult incenses george's secret boyfriend Ben Choi so much that he picks up their luggage and stuffs it in the overhead bin.

the flight attendant, who has a crush on Ben, cheers him on and screams "yeyyyyy...Ben Choi"

desi guy: what did u call me kuttiye?

desi guy to his wife looking bewildered: saali kehndi "yeh benchothya

desi guy: punjaabi bandey naal hindi boldi eh saaliye...je gaal kadni aa taan punjabi ch kadd randiye

attendant: excuse me what did u say

desi guy: I say poonjaabi...I want

flight attendant cuts him off: I dont Care about ur dirty fantasies mister..next thing u want to give me a poonjabi in exchange for a blow jobi

desi guy: I want jur name..i gonna report ju..what ij jur name

attendant: says right here in Ingles..cant u read....Linda kabeza

desi guy: fer tun wi merey tooey te akey baija...Linda...terey mooonh ch kadaaan linda? saarey toilet di tainki kharabya..paani bro !....mein 12 ghaintey ho gaye..do do meel da linda andar ghasorhi baithaan saaliye...

attendant: the security at the airport wants to know ur name...

desi guy: bhoopinder

attendant: pooop in what

desi guy: bhoop en der

attendant: poop in where never mind..I dont wanna know...

the chief flight attendant walks down from first class to see what the comotion is about.

Linda: Joann, I think we have a serious situation at hand with this couple making inappropriate remarks.

desi guy: d**n right situation.....damju

Joann: oh and we are anti semitic too I see

desi guy: Shutup, ju are not my auntie sammita, my godjam stumeck is jumping around, Joann, get me Joann thee f**ki

Joann: I have heard nuff

Linda is being called over by another punjabi family 4 rows down.

Linda: yes sir

desi guy #2 to his wife: khand chaidi? khanddd chaidi? no problem darling.

desi guy #2 to his daughter: tey tenu betey?

priti (the daughter): papa ji cauk.

desi guy #2 to Linda: uhhh uhhh uhh (cant remember the english word for khandd..then he remembers another word for it...shakkar...then he deduces that if Khand is in punjabi...then more then likely shakkar should be the english word)

desi guy #2 tries again: uhh I want a cauk , sakkar and please bring some ass.

Linda screams loudly: what the hell are you people

desi guys in unison: proud to be sick.

(This essay is in contention for Punjabi Rattan Award)

[5abikuri10]

LMFAO

[punjabinkarperated]

^^how fat?

[5abikuri10]

wut u talkin about ?

[punjabinkarperated]

***************uncle on fone*******************

uncle: hello kaun boldey, bich eh

tinkle: haanji sauce recall

uncle: sauce recall bit*h eh

daddy karney?

tinkle: no uncle daddy gay ne

uncle: hor mommy

tinkle: mummy tey daddy gay ney

uncle: tey dadaji

tinkle: uncle dada horni haiga

uncle: tey dadiji

tinkle: dadiji horni haigey also

uncle: sorry bit*h eh

[tac]

punjabinkarperated said:

tinkle: dadiji horni haigey also

lol @ the also
i dnt understand why uncle says bit*h eh?

[punjabinkarperated]

bich eh = bacheh...it was the closest thing I could come up wiht even though i stayed up whole night trying to find a better word

we had this uncle who would call u up and go

uncle: hello

me:hello

uncle: hello

[thaanedaar]

Dude how many Ids u had on this forum and who recommended u this forum???
U surely sucked a lot of blood since the days.

SPECIAL EDIT FOR GINA::: Before you ask this question is for punjabiinkarperated.