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Post by Bally83 on Mar 20, 2006 12:46:53 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Here's my weekly joke people, hope you enjoy it (i had loads of hilarious ones saved, but i cant find em on my hard drive. But the few ive got are still pretty good)...........[/glow]
While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"
But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, we'll just lock the door."
So the other nuns agree, strip down and return to work.
Suddenly, they hear a knock at the door, and grab their clothes in a panic.
Mother Superior runs to the door and calls through, "Who is it?"
"Blind man," a man's voice comes back.
So she opens the door, and lets in the blind man, who turns to the nuns and says, "Great tits, ladies. Now where do you want these blinds?"
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Post by kidterra on Mar 20, 2006 14:51:03 GMT
bally, give up seriously, i thought Tonys/gigteams jokes were whack, but uv taken whack jokes 2 another level.
big up 4 trying tho.
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 20, 2006 16:55:05 GMT
^^lol...dats hilarious!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by kidterra on Mar 20, 2006 21:46:44 GMT
^^lol...dats hilarious!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D the jokes not hilarious at all. |
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Post by Desi Tiger on Mar 21, 2006 1:53:22 GMT
hmmmm... not bad gud effort tho
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Post by realjatti on Mar 21, 2006 3:11:35 GMT
ha,ha,ha...
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Post by Bally83 on Mar 21, 2006 9:41:20 GMT
Come on Kidterra, im tryin. Im doin for you lot end of the day, so you can all have a giggle. i'll try and make my next one really funny anyway
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Post by kidterra on Mar 21, 2006 12:09:47 GMT
im gonna exalt u.
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Post by Tony on Mar 21, 2006 12:37:51 GMT
Keep trying mate
At least my joke's ain't the worst anymore!!!
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Post by Bally83 on Mar 21, 2006 12:55:56 GMT
Cheers r kid. Yo Tony, i got a joke for ya- The Lember Interview that P2K posted. Oooops i mean never posted!!!!!
(Its' all jokes mate!)
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Post by Tony on Mar 21, 2006 13:54:30 GMT
Yeah it's all jokes & at the moment your's are worst than mine. ;D
When I find the MD
I will let you listen to it, ok.
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Post by Bally83 on Mar 21, 2006 14:23:20 GMT
Chal teek ya. Keep it in the shop and wen i pop in one day il borrow it for a bit- or even better, ill burn it on cd and distribute it to all the hardcore, desi, loyal P2K followers out there. Be good promotion for u aswell!!! ;D
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Post by Desi Tiger on Mar 22, 2006 17:31:41 GMT
Yo Tony, i got a joke for ya- The Lember Interview that P2K posted. Oooops i mean never posted!!!!! loll now bally that is actually quite funny!! LOL |
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Post by User on Mar 22, 2006 20:14:53 GMT
heres anotha joke which is as bad as ballys:
knock knock
whos there
jamaica
jamaica who
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jamaica mistake :/
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 22, 2006 20:36:12 GMT
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Post by Desi Tiger on Mar 22, 2006 21:43:49 GMT
heres anotha joke which is as bad as ballys: knock knock whos there jamaica jamaica who . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jamaica mistake :/ geeza u didnt not just say that omg plz tel me you didnt just say that ( haha) tel me im seeing things? |
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Post by Desi Tiger on Mar 22, 2006 21:44:32 GMT
^^  ...Uuuummmmmm i didnt get that!!!  ACTUALY..If u read it fast it makes sense.... JAMAICA MISTAKE = DID U MAKE A MISTAKE!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D MHHH...Sorry but its stil not funny....... yo bunny you work that out all on your own ...  |
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 22, 2006 21:52:38 GMT
yo bunny you work that out all on your own ... ^^YEH I DID.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by cutekiran on Mar 23, 2006 10:01:26 GMT
LOL, blind man!
Yo user, that was a real stinker of a joke, hell of alot worse than Bally's man!
Its' all good tho, everyones jus tryin make some laughter, thats what its all about! ;D
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Mar 23, 2006 18:06:39 GMT
heres anotha joke which is as bad as ballys: knock knock whos there jamaica jamaica who . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jamaica mistake :/ geeza u didnt not just say that omg plz tel me you didnt just say that ( haha) tel me im seeing things? [glow=red,2,300]JAMAICA MISTAKE by putting this joke on P2000!!![/glow] |
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Post by User on Mar 23, 2006 21:12:57 GMT
hmm i dont think u can get worse then this 1
knock knock
whos there
alison
alison who?
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alison to tony and baja on raaj radio everyday
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 23, 2006 22:58:42 GMT
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Post by pakithug2nv on Mar 24, 2006 2:21:36 GMT
U WANT A JOKE...I`LL GIVE YOU A JOKE...*points at bunnypie* naa messing...anyway check this 1 out if it dont crack you up u can hav ur money back  ------------------------------------------------------- A mother was working in the i am so stupid that i keep posting this listening to her 4 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bit*hes who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bit*hes who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride, with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. May I remind you that there is no smoking on this train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bit*h in the i am so stupid that i keep posting this." |
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Post by realjatti on Mar 24, 2006 3:10:53 GMT
gud one!
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 24, 2006 10:06:21 GMT
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