- Desi Chat Up Lines -

[mediateam]

Heres a bunch of desified chat up lines, would come in good use for Ghost and/or Professional, and possibly myself , Enjoy..

Baby you are sweetter then a ghulab juman

Baby you are hotter then garaam garaam chai

Damn girl, if you were words on a page, you would be what they call FINE PRINT!

hai, me 22/m/india, vat yur a/s/l? can vee chat on mobile yaar?

Got any [ethnicity] in ya?"
"No..."
"Want some?"

You Make My Heart's Rikshaw Go Wild

I Wanna Spice Your Sabji

Girl, I Wanna Strum Your Sitar

Come Here Chutney and Spice Up My Life

Lets Go Play Some Kabadi...Kabadi Kabadi Kabadi Kabadi

Boy, I Wanna Beat Your Dhol

You Can Be My Chat and I'll Lick You Up

Boy, I Wanna Taste Your Kulfi
Girl, I Wanna Squeeze Your Gulab Jamuns
Boy I Wanna Charm Your Naag

Lets Do This Desi-Style

Lets Do Some Bedroom Bhangra

Lets Kama Sutra

Hi I'm milk I do your body good.

That's a nice sari. Can I talk you out of it?

"Main shayer tho nahi,magar eh hasin,jabse dekha maine tujko, mujko shayeri aa gayi..."

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised I'd call my amma when I found the woman am goning to marry.

You are like rice and curry...I could eat you all day.

I work for UPS. What can brown do for you?

I'd like to be the sambal to your dosa.

If you spend one night with me, I could make you feel spicier than a bowl of curry.

[mediateam]

^ I bet your gonna go out and use em on friday night, hunna miss Kaur?

[jatti05]

haha gud 1's. lol @ u make my hearts rikshaw go wild. haha

[007singh]

Boy, I Wanna Taste Your Kulfi LMAO that line has been used b4 lol

[mediateam]

007singh said:

Boy, I Wanna Taste Your Kulfi LMAO that line has been used b4 lol

Did you use it 007?

I bet ya did lolol!!

[jatti05]

GUILTY! Hu did u use dat on??...haaaaw
S#!tar tym

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007singh said:

Boy, I Wanna Taste Your Kulfi LMAO that line has been used b4 lol

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mediateam said:

^ I bet your gonna go out and use em on friday night, hunna miss Kaur?

im gna use them on u ;D

[jatti05]

hahaha

[mediateam]

007kaur said:

mediateam said:

^ I bet your gonna go out and use em on friday night, hunna miss Kaur?

im gna use them on u ;D

You think it will work?

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mediateam said:

007kaur said:

im gna use them on u ;D

You think it will work?

with u vix, no offense
all a kuri has to do is flash a lil leg and ud get with them, i know u and what ur like mr

[mediateam]

007kaur said:

mediateam said:

You think it will work?

with u vix, no offense
all a kuri has to do is flash a lil leg and ud get with them, i know u and what ur like mr

It depends on the leg thats being flashed

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mmmmmmmmm good response

[mediateam]

007kaur said:

mmmmmmmmm good response

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;D ;D ;D ;D

[lusciouslips]

LOL THAS FUNNY !

[mediateam]

Luscious Lips, Your location!!!!

I can't see you anywhere looll

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mediateam said:

Luscious Lips, Your location!!!!

I can't see you anywhere looll

im from london...do u care ;D

[mediateam]

007kaur said:

mediateam said:

Luscious Lips, Your location!!!!

I can't see you anywhere looll

im from london...do u care ;D

[jatti05]

lol vixy they bought me gulab jamuns yday i cudnt eat em at 1st i was lafin so hard!

[mediateam]

^ looool! But im sure, you remembered this thread, and the Gulab'z had extra taste to em

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[jatti05]

mediateam said:

^ looool! But im sure, you remembered this thread, and the Gulab'z had extra taste to em

O YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[jatti05]

hahaha!

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