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Post by Anita on Mar 15, 2004 11:14:53 GMT
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes
of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners."
"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she
proceeded
to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in
the
door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh**t all
over
her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
sh*t
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite,
because
the
electricity was cut off this morning
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