Post by Kam on Sept 30, 2004 17:34:18 GMT
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their
faces. Along with them comes a police inspector to find out how they died.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his
mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it
all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" Ah," says the coroner, "this
is the most unusual one. Sipho, a street sweeper from Soweto, 30, struck by
lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having
his picture taken
faces. Along with them comes a police inspector to find out how they died.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his
mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it
all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" Ah," says the coroner, "this
is the most unusual one. Sipho, a street sweeper from Soweto, 30, struck by
lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having
his picture taken