Post by Jason on Mar 23, 2004 12:55:45 GMT
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the
princess. But there was a problem.
Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood,
plastic-anything she touched would melt!
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. Onewizard told the king, "If your
daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be
cured." The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would
marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the
princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the
hardest substance in the world and will not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away
disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my
pocket
and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she
turned
red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand and it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever
after.
Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?
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They were M&M's, of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your
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princess. But there was a problem.
Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood,
plastic-anything she touched would melt!
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. Onewizard told the king, "If your
daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be
cured." The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would
marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the
princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the
hardest substance in the world and will not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away
disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my
and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she
turned
red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand and it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever
after.
Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?
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They were M&M's, of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your
hand.
>> > > > > > (What were you thinking
;D