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Post by rickyduggal on Jun 13, 2006 17:17:56 GMT
Q: A blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what number came first.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
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varun
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Post by varun on Jun 13, 2006 17:37:33 GMT
not that funny man
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Post by realjatti on Jun 17, 2006 4:45:45 GMT
liked the blonde on the london plane ride one!
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sandhu4u
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Post by sandhu4u on Jul 3, 2006 14:25:20 GMT
hahahaha d turn over page me so laff baree datz jus best dat kept me laffn hahahha
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