Post by bhullar on Jan 15, 2007 4:04:23 GMT
Once day 3 men are sitting drinking tea. One is from Kashmir, one from Pakistan, and one from Punjab. The kashmiri says "In kashmir we have blessed land, if you stand near the mountains and yell 'Jai mata ki', you will hear it again and again in the mountains" (referring to echos). The pakistani says "thats it? in pakistan we have a huge temple in which the same thing occurs when you yell 'allah hoo!'". The punjabi finishes his tea and says "Punjab still has you beat, go to any gully in punjab and yell "TERI MA NU!" and you'll get more then 1 answer: "TERI PAN DI!...TERI MA NU!..."