Deepika
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Post by Deepika on Feb 8, 2006 14:07:51 GMT
Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time:
1. Get cans of cat food and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens. 5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10." 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Put M&M's on layaway. 8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
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Post by Bunnypie on Feb 12, 2006 10:40:23 GMT
^^ a few gud ideas there.. mite try em.....
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Post by daboss on Feb 13, 2006 1:32:57 GMT
er.. We don't have Walmart's in the UK
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Post by Bunnypie on Feb 13, 2006 11:48:51 GMT
^^ASDA... is part of the Walmart m8
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Post by rickyduggal on Apr 1, 2006 22:13:10 GMT
^^ASDA... is part of the Walmart m8 lol true! dont u ever read above/below the ASDA sign it says wal-mart ?!!!
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