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Post by DakuSingh on May 9, 2006 16:19:52 GMT
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on May 9, 2006 16:23:36 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]^^^lol... hehehheheheh... nwice 1[/glow]
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Post by tac on May 9, 2006 17:04:26 GMT
haaw bestii  |
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Post by S on May 9, 2006 17:41:37 GMT
Men do that without beer anyway. Have u seen how much they complain and refuse to go by anybody's advice when they just get a cold/flu? Talk about moody!  Lol, kidding! Joke's funny. But men get PMT too.. did u know that? That's not a joke, it's a fact! Muwahahahaha ;D |
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Post by x*x*x(R0J££)x*x*x on May 9, 2006 18:58:50 GMT
oi women r betta drivers dan men!
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Post by S on May 9, 2006 19:44:53 GMT
You should be on the Diamond car insurance adverts!! ;D
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Post by rickyduggal on May 9, 2006 20:51:13 GMT
You should be on the Diamond car insurance adverts!! ;D LOL thats well sexist. I wanna create a Ruby insurance thingy for men. Though it sounds abit feminine, i cant think of owt else. GREAT JOKE!!!!!!!!!! Better than itschahat! |
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Post by JKD on May 9, 2006 21:08:24 GMT
itschahat was chattin bob....his wasnt even a joke... and as for this joke...HAWWW!!! men have pmt 24/7 365 .... !! and dont even try denying it.... 1. gained weight = guys are always saying they lyk a bit of meat!  2. talked excessively without making sense = ahem....do u think we understand guys when ur talking about "spoiler" "dayton spokes" ehmi! 3. became overly emotional = thats cos were species with a lot of lurvin  4. couldn't drive = mera sir!! i drive better then all of u guys....no german car can overtake me  (jus gettin a big headed now) 5. failed to think rationally = who said guys think rationally?? 6. argued over nothing = thats cos we get bored....u guys need to think of ways to keep us entertained (not the dirty sense either..u dirty minded ppl ) 7. refused to apologize when wrong = were never wrong...simple as well mayb kade kade god i took it abit personally....ohh well..made me laff...s'all good ;D |
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Post by DakuSingh on May 9, 2006 21:12:54 GMT
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Post by S on May 9, 2006 21:15:36 GMT
2. talked excessively without making sense = ahem....do u think we understand guys when ur talking about "spoiler" "dayton spokes" ehmi! ;D lololol!! Haha Jusi killed it ;D Maybe men think we chat without making sense because they're simply not on the same level of intellect? Eh? Eh, EH? Lol just kidding! |
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Post by 007singh on May 10, 2006 10:56:15 GMT
jokess!!!! lolzz hey rose 1 fing tht u said wrong women carnt drive belive meeee lol ;D
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Post by 007singh on May 10, 2006 10:58:11 GMT
itschahat was chattin bob....his wasnt even a joke... and as for this joke...HAWWW!!! men have pmt 24/7 365 .... !! and dont even try denying it.... 1. gained weight = guys are always saying they lyk a bit of meat! 2. talked excessively without making sense = ahem....do u think we understand guys when ur talking about "spoiler" "dayton spokes" ehmi! 3. became overly emotional = thats cos were species with a lot of lurvin ; 4. couldn't drive = mera sir!! i drive better then all of u guys....no german car can overtake me (jus gettin a big headed now) 5. failed to think rationally = who said guys think rationally?? 6. argued over nothing = thats cos we get bored....u guys need to think of ways to keep us entertained (not the dirty sense either..u dirty minded ppl ) 7. refused to apologize when wrong = were never wrong...simple as well mayb kade kade god i took it abit personally....ohh well..made me laff...s'all good ;D JUSI JUSI KOI NAI lolzzz u made sum good points!!! ;D |
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Post by rex on May 10, 2006 12:26:55 GMT
oi oo SH.IT, jusi, tac, all of u cALL tht a laff? do i fck thats a sh.it joke!!! JUSI u go overrrr da top RAT  |
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Post by tac on May 10, 2006 17:25:36 GMT
why drag me into it?
carrot face
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Post by JKD on May 12, 2006 6:30:14 GMT
oi oo SH.IT, jusi, tac, all of u cALL tht a laff? do i fck thats a sh.it joke!!! JUSI u go overrrr da top RAT hahaha Asian T rex....luv u too!! ;D try to earn sum respect mate...and if u say nething nasty back now...it'll jus go to prove how low u really are!! |
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Post by rex on May 12, 2006 9:24:13 GMT
jusi tere maa di u rat!!! go suck ur Mom
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Post by rickyduggal on May 12, 2006 21:56:09 GMT
lol u came back on "u rat"
*laughs and falls on the floor laughing*
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(jus gettin a big headed now)