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Post by gigteam on Mar 7, 2006 23:09:37 GMT
I know it might not be as good as AJ's or tOny';s joke's but at least we 're trying ;D
David received a parrot for his birthday.
This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive (curse word). Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least rude.
David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example.
Nothing worked.
He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming, then suddenly there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and action and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior."
David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued:
"May I ask what the chicken did?"
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Post by kidterra on Mar 8, 2006 14:15:50 GMT
OK, that was soooo NOT funny....
atleast u tried eh.
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 8, 2006 15:53:44 GMT
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Post by Bally83 on Mar 8, 2006 16:31:24 GMT
That was pathetic beyond words
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Post by User on Mar 8, 2006 16:41:57 GMT
oh thera pala hovey
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Post by kidterra on Mar 8, 2006 16:46:20 GMT
bally n bunny u guys r way 2 harsh man....
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 8, 2006 16:47:50 GMT
OK, that was soooo NOT funny.... U CAN TLK!!!!
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Post by Balle Balle Ho gayo on Mar 9, 2006 0:14:38 GMT
kinda of founf it funny in a tkm Gangstar style
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Post by AJ on Mar 12, 2006 0:41:52 GMT
It took it's time but got there in the end
;D
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Mar 19, 2006 14:04:00 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]When shall i laugh???[/glow]
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Post by rickyduggal on Apr 1, 2006 13:34:42 GMT
not funny but bally u go beyond limits
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Post by Desi Tiger on Apr 1, 2006 16:46:07 GMT
omg... no comment these jokes are terrible!
watching someone run hed on into a lamppost is more funny then readin these...
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Post by tac on Apr 1, 2006 19:18:19 GMT
sud i bother readin it?
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