Think before u leap

[Tony]

...Think before u leap
...A stranger was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on the
...airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
..."Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker
...if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
...passenger."


...The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
...slowly and said to the stranger,
..."What would you like to talk about?"


..."Oh, I don't know", said the stranger.
..."How about nuclear power?"


..."OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic.
...But let me ask you a question first.
...A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass,
...the same stuff.
... Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
...out a flat patty, and a horse produces
...clumps of dried grass.
...Why do you suppose that is?"

...The stranger thinks about it and says,
..."Hmmm, I have no idea."
...to which ;
...the little girl replies,


..."Do you really feel qualified to discuss
... nuclear power when
...you don't know S#!t?"

[_**Funky_Jalebi**_]

lol^^ that was a good one!

[dj]

exalt!