Post by tac on May 10, 2006 17:41:18 GMT
Men are like....
1. Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... They irritate the S#!t out of
you.
2. Men are like ........Bananas ...... The older they get, the less
firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change
them..
4. Men are like ........Blenders..... You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .......Commercials...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ........Department Stores..... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....... Mascara..... They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for
a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms............. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
1. Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... They irritate the S#!t out of
you.
2. Men are like ........Bananas ...... The older they get, the less
firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change
them..
4. Men are like ........Blenders..... You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.
5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .......Commercials...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ........Department Stores..... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....... Mascara..... They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for
a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms............. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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