Post by Bunnypie on Mar 30, 2006 9:36:05 GMT
1. You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you
2. Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road)
3. "Paracetamol" is your cure to every illness [/color
4. Your remote control is still in its plastic packet
5. Your mobile phone "just happens to ring" when you see a member of the opposite sex ...OMG thats a definate.... if u see a sexy guy walk past u have 2 pretend u on the fone even though there no1 on the other end n preten to b involved in a realy deep convo..... but I dont do that!!
6. You drive your car around the same spot for 10 years playing music that was out in ’95
7. You achieve A*’s in every subject and your parents tell you to STUDY HARDER
8. Your car is better than your house
9. There is a tub of "PRIDE GHEE" and a sack of "TILDA BASTMATI" in your hallway
10. You are unable to open your front door because of the pile of shoes blocking the way
11. Your parents have a PANIC ATTACK when something dirty comes on t.v.
12. You have to offer guests tea even before they’ve stepped into your house
13 You address every other Asian person on the planet as "your cousin"
14. Girls: Your brother thinks he’s your dad
15. Your wedding takes place in either a community centre or a crappy restaurant on Ladypool Road
16. You’re related to your doctor..Thats illegal.....
17. You go to a wedding with an empty car, but on the way back you end up giving the entire population of the wedding a lift home (and you haven’t seen half of these people in your life)
18. At school, your parents were never aware of Parents’ Evening
19. You arrive late at every party
20. At weddings the cameraman only ever cameras you when you’re eating ..I H8 IT WEN THEY DO THAT
21. Your parents find no criticisms in an Indian film where some guy jumps off a cliff and jumps back up again, people burst into song when their relatives are dying, evil politicians rule the world, and even the police don’t give a crap (and then they wonder why you prefer to watch "Eastenders")
22. At parties, you wear more glitter and sparkly bits than a Christmas tree
23. You get over-excited when you see another Asian person on t.v.
24. You are constantly being compared to every other Asian kid on the Planet
25. You pronounce English words in a typical accent when speaking to your parents e.g. toilet: "Toylat"
26. You never go to the library "to work"..How many of us realy have sed that and actualy gone 2 the library to work?!
27. You always have suitcases on top off the cupboards
28. Your parents own the corner shop down the road
29. You talk for an hour at the frontdoor when leaving someones house.. Why do we spend more time on the front door tlkin than we do actualy inside. My mom ALWAYS starts a long-winded never ending convo on the doorstep...why didnt she do it 2hrs ago!!
30. When you have gatherings at your house, there are about 10 conversations going on around in one room very loudly
31. You have annoying nicknames like "chotu"
32. Your family drink atleast 6 cups of tea a day
33. Your parents still try to get you in at places for half price saying you were "12" when your really 15
34. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head
35. Your parents buy you shoes and clothes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
2. Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road)
3. "Paracetamol" is your cure to every illness [/color
4. Your remote control is still in its plastic packet
5. Your mobile phone "just happens to ring" when you see a member of the opposite sex ...OMG thats a definate.... if u see a sexy guy walk past u have 2 pretend u on the fone even though there no1 on the other end n preten to b involved in a realy deep convo..... but I dont do that!!
6. You drive your car around the same spot for 10 years playing music that was out in ’95
7. You achieve A*’s in every subject and your parents tell you to STUDY HARDER
8. Your car is better than your house
9. There is a tub of "PRIDE GHEE" and a sack of "TILDA BASTMATI" in your hallway
10. You are unable to open your front door because of the pile of shoes blocking the way
11. Your parents have a PANIC ATTACK when something dirty comes on t.v.
12. You have to offer guests tea even before they’ve stepped into your house
13 You address every other Asian person on the planet as "your cousin"
14. Girls: Your brother thinks he’s your dad
15. Your wedding takes place in either a community centre or a crappy restaurant on Ladypool Road
16. You’re related to your doctor..Thats illegal.....
17. You go to a wedding with an empty car, but on the way back you end up giving the entire population of the wedding a lift home (and you haven’t seen half of these people in your life)
18. At school, your parents were never aware of Parents’ Evening
19. You arrive late at every party
20. At weddings the cameraman only ever cameras you when you’re eating ..I H8 IT WEN THEY DO THAT
21. Your parents find no criticisms in an Indian film where some guy jumps off a cliff and jumps back up again, people burst into song when their relatives are dying, evil politicians rule the world, and even the police don’t give a crap (and then they wonder why you prefer to watch "Eastenders")
22. At parties, you wear more glitter and sparkly bits than a Christmas tree
23. You get over-excited when you see another Asian person on t.v.
24. You are constantly being compared to every other Asian kid on the Planet
25. You pronounce English words in a typical accent when speaking to your parents e.g. toilet: "Toylat"
26. You never go to the library "to work"..How many of us realy have sed that and actualy gone 2 the library to work?!
27. You always have suitcases on top off the cupboards
28. Your parents own the corner shop down the road
29. You talk for an hour at the frontdoor when leaving someones house.. Why do we spend more time on the front door tlkin than we do actualy inside. My mom ALWAYS starts a long-winded never ending convo on the doorstep...why didnt she do it 2hrs ago!!
30. When you have gatherings at your house, there are about 10 conversations going on around in one room very loudly
31. You have annoying nicknames like "chotu"
32. Your family drink atleast 6 cups of tea a day
33. Your parents still try to get you in at places for half price saying you were "12" when your really 15
34. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head
35. Your parents buy you shoes and clothes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
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