Baji on the beach..

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Baji on the beach.. Jul 14, 2006 19:18:19 GMT

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Post by The General on Jul 14, 2006 19:18:19 GMT

This joke is cruel.. take it for what it is.. but I laughed when I first heard it.

There is a woman with no arms and legs sitting and crying on the beach, when a young man passes by. The man says "hey lady what's wrong". The lady replies "well, due to my condition i've never really been loved, all i want is someone to kiss me". The young man feels sorry and gives her a kiss on the cheek.

He is about to leave when she crys again, this time she says "I've never been able to put lotion on myself, can you please do it". The man again feels sorry for her and applies lotion to her body.

He then about to leave, when she starts weeping again, this time the guy is fustrated and says "NOW WHAAT??" She replies "I've never been f@cked before..." In anger the man picks her up and throws her in the sea and yells "NOW YOU ARE F@CKED!!"

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Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] 100% DESI Glad to be back! (Thanks to Tony and Twinkle) =) Posts: 2,433	Baji on the beach.. Jul 14, 2006 19:48:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Jul 14, 2006 19:48:14 GMT [glow=red,2,300]hahahahaha! now dat was funi! another 18+ thou![/glow]
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Bunnypie Serious Poster Posts: 3,656	Baji on the beach.. Jul 14, 2006 22:03:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bunnypie on Jul 14, 2006 22:03:34 GMT ^^umm i didnt find it funny

rickyduggal Guest	Baji on the beach.. Jul 16, 2006 13:23:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rickyduggal on Jul 16, 2006 13:23:52 GMT LOL! BUNNINDA, where is ur sense of humour!
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Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] 100% DESI Glad to be back! (Thanks to Tony and Twinkle) =) Posts: 2,433	Baji on the beach.. Jul 16, 2006 13:26:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Jul 16, 2006 13:26:33 GMT rickyduggal said: LOL! BUNNINDA, where is ur sense of humour! [glow=red,2,300]she lost her sence of humour, while she was eatin carrots... i fink the carrots got 2 her head! hehehehe![/glow]
	ੴ It is a sin 4 a Sikh 2 raise his weapon against another 4 selfish means, but it is an even GREATER sin not 2 raise it for the protection of this religion. Waheguru Ji Kah Khalsa Waheguru ji Ke Fateh ੴ

sandhu4u Full Member SIKH 4 LYF Posts: 157	Baji on the beach.. Jul 19, 2006 20:57:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sandhu4u on Jul 19, 2006 20:57:35 GMT hahhaa dats funii its sad wha d man did doh aww bachariii
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Post by The General on Jul 14, 2006 19:18:19 GMT

Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Jul 14, 2006 19:48:14 GMT

Post by Bunnypie on Jul 14, 2006 22:03:34 GMT

Post by rickyduggal on Jul 16, 2006 13:23:52 GMT

Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Jul 16, 2006 13:26:33 GMT

Post by sandhu4u on Jul 19, 2006 20:57:35 GMT