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Post by rickyduggal on May 17, 2006 6:45:02 GMT
There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is i am so stupid that i keep posting this Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you're still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime - but mostly the i am so stupid that i keep posting this.
The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can't do it anywhere except the bedroom.
The third type of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you pass each other in the hall and say, ''Screw you.''
But there's also a fourth kind called Courtroom Sex. This is when you are getting a divorce and you try to screw each other in public.
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Post by rex on May 17, 2006 9:14:41 GMT
ERmmm, 69er, GETIN DINO STYLE HEAD, AND DOGYY STYLE finkin of miss desi nw lol
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Post by rickyduggal on May 17, 2006 17:46:51 GMT
SHUT UP Asian
U dampen everybodies moods
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Post by Bunnypie on May 18, 2006 10:17:08 GMT
^^lol dugstar u crack me up ;D ;D ;D ;D
Im not going to comment on ur first post tho... il let u know after im married
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on May 18, 2006 16:02:53 GMT
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Post by Bunnypie on May 18, 2006 18:02:19 GMT
^^believe it or not t-rex but i am going to b a mother one day...
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Post by vix on May 19, 2006 12:05:46 GMT
Bunny cant imagin bunny reproducing fukin hell her offspring be boucing bout left right an center bludy, knockin a rabiit up LOLLLLLL lolllllllll , I can imagine that. No disrespect to Bunny tho.
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Post by Bunnypie on May 19, 2006 12:10:25 GMT
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Post by vix on May 19, 2006 12:11:55 GMT
^^guys do u mind!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Bunn
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Post by H.Productions on May 19, 2006 14:14:30 GMT
SICK SICK DESI'S IN THIS BOARD...GET A LIFE...
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Post by tac on May 19, 2006 16:55:19 GMT
this forum is our life
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Post by rickyduggal on May 19, 2006 20:20:55 GMT
^^for some tac. others have lives outside this forum!
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Post by vix on May 20, 2006 14:23:44 GMT
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Post by H.Productions on May 22, 2006 10:17:37 GMT
^ RIGHT
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Post by tac on May 26, 2006 13:17:35 GMT
it was a joke
gosh smile ppl
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Post by jagmohan on May 26, 2006 15:18:51 GMT
^^lol dugstar u crack me up ;D ;D ;D ;D
Im not going to comment on ur first post tho... il let u know after im married ^^ Then there will be a 4th type of sex, --- Pind style sex, when you make love to your 'mirza to be' on the pind farm lol
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