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Post by Tony on May 23, 2006 23:46:14 GMT
A man went into his favorite restaurant and sat at his regular table.
After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she accepted the bottle, she would be his. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.
The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back.
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on May 24, 2006 9:54:34 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]hahahahahahaha! jokes!!! nice 1 tony! n he has a gud taste in cars too![/glow] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Bunnypie on May 24, 2006 10:36:49 GMT
^^lol omg tony!!!
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Post by H.Productions on May 24, 2006 11:55:30 GMT
^ TUT TUT TUT
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Post by vix on May 24, 2006 14:56:21 GMT
lollllllllll hahahahaha
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Post by rickyduggal on May 24, 2006 16:07:20 GMT
LOL! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by S on May 24, 2006 17:32:52 GMT
ALLLLLLLLLL this time I thought Tony was so angelic! How wrong I was! Lol kidding! Funny joke, heard it before, still a classic.
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Post by daboss on May 24, 2006 22:44:41 GMT
damm right he should keeep the extra 3 inces & ask 4 the wine bottle back! Damm golddigger got told
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Post by rex on May 25, 2006 11:28:40 GMT
NOT THT GUD OK ISH
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Post by x*x*x(R0J££)x*x*x on May 25, 2006 13:09:59 GMT
lollll haha gd 1 ;D
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Post by amriksingh on May 25, 2006 14:29:48 GMT
funnyy!
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Post by tac on May 27, 2006 18:29:46 GMT
damm right he should keeep the extra 3 inces & ask 4 the wine bottle back! Damm golddigger got told wots a gold-digger?
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Post by vix on May 27, 2006 22:43:10 GMT
damm right he should keeep the extra 3 inces & ask 4 the wine bottle back! Damm golddigger got told wots a gold-digger? Lissen 2 Kanye West - Goldigger. N U'll Understand
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Post by DakuSingh on May 28, 2006 4:34:42 GMT
Gold diggers are girls who go after guys with the "bling-bling" nice expensive cars, money, big house etc.. just about when u tink this is the woman u want to spend the rest of ur life with , they leave u when they are done using ur money ,cars etc.. they end up gettin bored of u and move on to thier next prey.
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Post by Kamlee on May 31, 2006 23:56:49 GMT
Not all females are golddiggers OK
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Post by rickyduggal on Jun 1, 2006 9:13:21 GMT
Not all females are golddiggers OK no1 said they all are
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varun
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Post by varun on Jun 1, 2006 14:14:47 GMT
HAHAHA Funny Joke ;D
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