Post by Bally83 on Mar 13, 2006 14:45:00 GMT
[glow=purple,2,300]This ones more for the ladies i think....
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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God announces: "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who dominated their women on earth and the other for men who were whipped by their women. And if there are any women who whipped their men, please go with St Peter. "
The next time God looks, the women have all gone and the men have formed two lines. The line of men who were whipped is 100 miles long and in the line of men who had dominated their women, there is only one man.
God becomes angry and says: "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up for himself and has made me proud. Learn from him!"
"Tell me, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in that line?"
"I don't know. My wife told me to stand here," the man replies.
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;D[/glow]Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God announces: "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who dominated their women on earth and the other for men who were whipped by their women. And if there are any women who whipped their men, please go with St Peter. "
The next time God looks, the women have all gone and the men have formed two lines. The line of men who were whipped is 100 miles long and in the line of men who had dominated their women, there is only one man.
God becomes angry and says: "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up for himself and has made me proud. Learn from him!"
"Tell me, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in that line?"
"I don't know. My wife told me to stand here," the man replies.
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