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Post by 5abikuri10 on Oct 18, 2007 22:15:09 GMT
sooooooooooo not funnny
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Post by amriksingh on Oct 18, 2007 22:19:27 GMT
what do you call a sikh girl thats very quick Tej Kaur , a goldie oldie!
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 18, 2007 22:34:15 GMT
I thought my jokes were quite funny
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Post by S11NGH on Oct 19, 2007 11:25:22 GMT
LOLL what do you call a sikh girl thats very quick Tej Kaur , a goldie oldie! and LOLL again Now my turn: What key opens all doors... a 'pikey'..
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Post by 56 on Oct 19, 2007 12:06:41 GMT
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it... You think your soo funny don't you? Why do men die before their wives? They should. What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need........ A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need Why are hangovers better than men? Hangovers will go away. Why is virginity like a baloon? All it takes is one small pr!*k and it's gone Why are men like strawberries? Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they do most are rotten. Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it's never used. How do you confuse a man? You don't have to - they're born that way Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. What is a man's view of safe sex? A padded headboard. What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging. Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. Now thats funny ;D
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Post by punjabinkarperated on Dec 5, 2007 21:58:22 GMT
ok back to racism
what do brown people call the UPS truck?
camouflage
why did the blonde flight attendant request the black man out of his seat?
cuz she read a sign that said "this plane equipped with a black box"
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Post by 56 on Dec 6, 2007 11:57:59 GMT
a man is like a toilet! his either engaged either out of order either taken 4 for or either full of S#!t!!lol I like ;D
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Post by Ghost... on Dec 6, 2007 16:30:10 GMT
what did the blonde's left leg, say to the right leg?
nothing, they've never met!
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Post by punjabinkarperated on Dec 8, 2007 20:08:03 GMT
Punjab school sikhya board Panjvi board exam vidyarthi no._______ adhyapak:____ _________________________________________________________________________
Bunty apney ghardeyan ton darda si, sharaab di bottle chori chippey laikey oh beach tey ki karda si?
peenda si (pee in the sea)
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Post by nangamunda on Dec 8, 2007 22:04:20 GMT
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe
Roberto ;D
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Post by punjabinkarperated on Dec 8, 2007 22:29:33 GMT
what did the drunk punjabi toilet say to the sober urinal at a party
pee lo
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Post by nangamunda on Dec 8, 2007 22:33:48 GMT
what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
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Post by punjabinkarperated on Dec 8, 2007 22:55:06 GMT
what do u call a hindu god with half a nut
nutcut maharaj
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Post by nangamunda on Dec 8, 2007 23:22:48 GMT
lmao
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Post by nangamunda on Dec 10, 2007 1:42:15 GMT
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaahhaahaa
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Post by nangamunda on Dec 10, 2007 1:51:44 GMT
Aman with his girlfriend bwahhahahaaahaha oh S#!t fool, Im like on crack today lolll
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Post by nangamunda on Dec 10, 2007 2:00:54 GMT
Kermit the Frog watchs 2 girls one cup lmao, if you havent seen 2 girls 1 cup you wont get this.
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Post by punjabinkarperated on Dec 14, 2007 1:29:50 GMT
why is it that whenever old people see me at the gurudwara they ask me to bring them viagra?
me: sat sri akaal aunty ji
auntyji: sat sri akaal putt, via gra leya (viah kara laya?)
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Post by -ChronicSquad- on Dec 15, 2007 4:26:57 GMT
lmao@your siggy
Top albums for 2007 1) The Sahotas - Gidha Pao 2) The Sahotas - Ishk 3) The Sahotas - Beat 4) The Sahotas - Aaja 5) The sahotas - Decade
None of these albums even make the top 500,543478568743678 list
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Post by 5abikuri10 on Dec 15, 2007 5:35:03 GMT
nanga ur back
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Post by -ChronicSquad- on Dec 15, 2007 7:18:07 GMT
Nanga? No you got me mixed up with the impostor before, someone took my signature from another site and posed to be me. I found out through people and notified the admins and had his ID deleted, I'm a different person than this "Nanga" character your referring to. get on my level kneegrowz
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Post by -ChronicSquad- on Dec 15, 2007 21:10:52 GMT
A Christmas parade in Florida ended tragically after a 9-year-old boy was run over by a float.
Friday night Jordan Hayes was walking beside the float handing out beads and candy to people attending the annual Plant City Christmas parade.
When Hayes returned to the float to get more candy, his foot got caught on a wheel and he was dragged under the flatbed trailer used as a float.
The driver of the pickup truck pulling the trailer ran over Hayes a second time when he attempted to back up.
According to police, Hayes was transported to an area hospital where he later died from his injuries.
Parade organizers say this is the first accident in the Christmas parade's 24-year history.
Inkarparated needs to be a better driver
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Post by punjabinkarperated on Dec 15, 2007 21:44:39 GMT
^^^^thats not funny dude...this is a real storey...and some kid lost his life cuz of this...i forwarded you the link cuz I found it to be quite tragic and you post it in the comedy section you wretch...everyone smite him
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Post by -ChronicSquad- on Dec 15, 2007 22:25:38 GMT
smite me n ill make out with you
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Post by Kidterra on Dec 17, 2007 0:59:12 GMT
why is it that whenever old people see me at the gurudwara they ask me to bring them viagra? me: sat sri akaal aunty ji auntyji: sat sri akaal putt, via gra leya (viah kara laya?) WOW, only when i thought your jokes could'nt get more lame, lol. You lost your touch man, what happen, trying too hard i guess.
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