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Post by Kidterra on Oct 8, 2007 22:36:55 GMT
What do u get if u shoot a gypsy on a mountain bike?
your mountain bike back!
lol, thats classic eh
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Post by 56 on Oct 9, 2007 10:19:45 GMT
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Post by Ghost... on Oct 9, 2007 17:48:13 GMT
that was funny
dont lisssen to that gypsy KT
lollll
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Post by 5abikuri10 on Oct 9, 2007 22:59:04 GMT
i dont get it :S
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 10:06:07 GMT
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said,"God, I wish I had your willpower."
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 10:07:03 GMT
Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?
Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the i am so stupid that i keep posting this?
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 10:08:34 GMT
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 10:09:15 GMT
Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
hahahahahahaha, f**king classic
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 10:19:32 GMT
What do call a muslim between 2 houses?
- Ali
What do you call a sikh guy with 1 hair on his head
- iqbal singh
What do you call a tough hindu
- An exception to the rule
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Post by 56 on Oct 10, 2007 11:16:10 GMT
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Post by amriksingh on Oct 10, 2007 11:18:40 GMT
LOL
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 13:58:10 GMT
You did'nt find ANY of my jokes funny.
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Post by 56 on Oct 10, 2007 14:24:14 GMT
nope they were sexist! and tacky.....
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 15:32:37 GMT
Blood hell, its only a joke, when did u become a feminist?
Its a jokes section, no point reading if all you're gonna do is get serious, im not out to offend any1.
Lighten up, no more women jokes, i promise.
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 15:33:40 GMT
Anyway, back to the jokes
Q: Why are there so many homes for battered women? A: Because they just don't f**king listen!!
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 15:35:16 GMT
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
- You can negotiate with a terrorist
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 15:36:11 GMT
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional." The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids." They then asked the woman, "What are you?" She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, f**k, Etc."
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Post by 56 on Oct 10, 2007 15:45:54 GMT
Blood hell, its only a joke, when did u become a feminist? Its a jokes section, no point reading if all you're gonna do is get serious, im not out to offend any1. Lighten up, no more women jokes, i promise. i was joking smelly i hate that battered woman joke....thats me being for real!
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 15:48:54 GMT
im gonna stop with the womens jokes.
Im do some about race!
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Post by 56 on Oct 10, 2007 15:55:16 GMT
im gonna stop with the womens jokes. Im do some about race! no please dont
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Post by Kidterra on Oct 10, 2007 15:56:44 GMT
I got one certain group in mind
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Post by 56 on Oct 10, 2007 16:18:53 GMT
I got one certain group in mind ;D
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Post by Desi Tiger on Oct 10, 2007 22:36:13 GMT
What do call a muslim between 2 houses?
- Ali
What do you call a sikh guy with 1 hair on his head
- iqbal singh
What do you call a tough hindu
- An exception to the rule Bro keep em clean you dont wana cause offence to anyone might not seem it but some of these may so watch it before you get Tony breathing down your neck easy on the sikh hindu and muslim jokes next someone goin to bing kali into it keep em simple. eze tiger
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Post by 56 on Oct 11, 2007 8:29:38 GMT
I thought it wa quite funny myself....as I recall someone saying to me before "where is your sense of humour" ;D
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Post by 5abikuri10 on Oct 18, 2007 22:14:17 GMT
What do call a muslim between 2 houses?
- Ali
What do you call a sikh guy with 1 hair on his head
- iqbal singh
What do you call a tough hindu
- An exception to the rule ummmmmmmm okkkkkkk there kidterra .. ur jokes are lame !
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