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Post by tac on May 6, 2006 18:33:42 GMT
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the i am so stupid that i keep posting this and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
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Post by DakuSingh on May 6, 2006 18:37:33 GMT
lol
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Post by priya87 on May 6, 2006 18:57:41 GMT
thats a gd one tac. lol
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Post by x*x*x(R0J££)x*x*x on May 6, 2006 19:02:27 GMT
hahahahhahaha LMAOOOOOOOOOO THAT WA GUD LOOL!!!!!!!! ;D
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Post by sui9f4j9f34 on May 6, 2006 19:49:53 GMT
Lmao thats a wicked joke.
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on May 6, 2006 20:36:42 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]hahahahahahaha!... nice 1... beta da does hindi jokes!!![/glow]
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Post by rickyduggal on May 6, 2006 22:03:45 GMT
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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