Post by Tony on Apr 28, 2007 17:52:51 GMT
Hi,
This is worth reading especially the men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the
monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but
was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his
freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur
would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he
still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do
women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man,
And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.
But, since it was better than death,
He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by
year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:
The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court
jester.
He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a
satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch,
For only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high as the witch was famous through
out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice
but to talk to the witch.
She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to
agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot,
The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table,
And Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth,
Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all
his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure
such a terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal,
spoke
with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to
Arthur's life.
And the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had
uttered a great truth.
And that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling
himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on
the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her
when she appeared as a witch,
She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only
half the time.
And the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer? She asked him.
"Beautiful during the day ... or at night?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off
to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous,
intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice
be?
(If you are a woman reading this..) What would YOUR MAN'S
choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below...
OKAY?
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur
to his question,
He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be
beautiful all the time
Because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge
of her own life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?
Scroll Down........
The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful
she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are
going to get ugly.
So, always remember:
IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!!
This is worth reading especially the men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the
monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but
was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his
freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur
would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he
still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do
women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man,
And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.
But, since it was better than death,
He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by
year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:
The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court
jester.
He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a
satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch,
For only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high as the witch was famous through
out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice
but to talk to the witch.
She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to
agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot,
The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table,
And Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth,
Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all
his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure
such a terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal,
spoke
with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to
Arthur's life.
And the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had
uttered a great truth.
And that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling
himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on
the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her
when she appeared as a witch,
She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only
half the time.
And the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer? She asked him.
"Beautiful during the day ... or at night?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off
to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous,
intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice
be?
(If you are a woman reading this..) What would YOUR MAN'S
choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below...
OKAY?
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur
to his question,
He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be
beautiful all the time
Because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge
of her own life.
Now... what is the moral to this story?
Scroll Down........
The moral is...
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful
she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are
going to get ugly.
So, always remember:
IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!!
