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Post by Bally83 on Mar 13, 2006 14:27:49 GMT
Every week i will endeavour to post an extremely funny joke on P2K for your amusement. I hope you'll find them as funny as i do. Some i've made up, others i haven't. This week though, as a special treat, i'll post TWO jokes (don't say i don't do nothing for ya!) Anyway, here it goes............................................... (laugh away people ;D)
A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'
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Post by kidterra on Mar 13, 2006 15:53:32 GMT
lol, thats funny...
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Mar 19, 2006 13:55:57 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]jokes! ;D[/glow]
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 20, 2006 16:56:22 GMT
^ummm... i didnt get that!
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Post by Desi Tiger on Mar 21, 2006 1:49:00 GMT
herd that 1 b4 man
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Post by rickyduggal on Apr 1, 2006 13:36:46 GMT
thats an old 1... good try, how didnt u get it!!!!!!!
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Post by tac on Apr 1, 2006 19:12:55 GMT
ahhh not all blondes r bimbos!!!
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