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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Mar 23, 2006 18:10:11 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket full of 5h1T in the other. He says to the bartender, “Me want beer.”
The bartender says, “ Sure chief, coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall draft beer and he drinks it down in one gulp. The Indian then picks up the bucket of nuts, throws it into the air and blasts it with the shotgun. Then, he walks out.
Four days later, the Indian comes back. He has a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of 5H1T in the other. He walks up to the bar and says to the bartender, “Me want beer.”
The bartender says “Whoa, Tonto, we’re still cleaning up from the last time you were in here. What was that all about, anyway?”
The Indian says, “Me in training to be contract engineer: drink beer, shoot 5h1T, disappear four days.”[/glow]
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Post by kidterra on Mar 23, 2006 19:35:28 GMT
Maaaaan, the jokes get worser and worser... lol, sorry. First Tony, then Gigteam, then Bally, now u ^^.
This joke has got 2 b the worst, lol im sorry.
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Mar 24, 2006 17:00:08 GMT
Maaaaan, the jokes get worser and worser... lol, sorry. First Tony, then Gigteam, then Bally, now u ^^. This joke has got 2 b the worst, lol im sorry. [glow=red,2,300]I'd like to see you make me laugh!!![/glow] |
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 25, 2006 21:27:55 GMT
Maaaaan, the jokes get worser and worser... ^^so is ur english Mr!!!!!!  |
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Post by kidterra on Mar 26, 2006 13:14:07 GMT
Maaaaan, the jokes get worser and worser... lol, sorry. First Tony, then Gigteam, then Bally, now u ^^. This joke has got 2 b the worst, lol im sorry. [glow=red,2,300]I'd like to see you make me laugh!!![/glow] Would u now.^^ P.S wts wrong with ma english. |
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Mar 26, 2006 13:23:19 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]I'd like to see you make me laugh!!![/glow] Would u now.^^ P.S wts wrong with ma english. [glow=red,2,300]yeah i would...[/glow]  |
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 26, 2006 20:47:40 GMT
P.S wts wrong with ma english. You're gramatticaly incorrect wen u say ''Worser''.....the correct word is Worse. ''Worser'' is not in the dictionary as a standard English word. ''Worser'' is an adjective!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D... I know i know... a-level english does cum in handy sumtimes!! |
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Post by kidterra on Mar 27, 2006 0:04:22 GMT
u were a nerd at school were'nt u.
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 27, 2006 8:05:57 GMT
^^LOL...ud b surprised actualy....i wasnt. even tho i was bullied throughout my skool years (by girls) i was always ''part of the crowd'' with lads... n i think that was one reason why the girls bullied me coz they were jealous. I no alot of girls fancied the guys i hung round with n they knew they cudnt get them so.....
anyway...No i wasnt a nerd....... were u?
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Post by bunnypie4 on Mar 27, 2006 14:00:40 GMT
well,well,well i come on at the comedy section to read the latest joke Indian in a bar, what a surprise bunnypie is on here correcting grammar thats a joke in it self!  |
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Post by natasha on Mar 27, 2006 15:28:13 GMT
well,well,well i come on at the comedy section to read the latest joke Indian in a bar, what a surprise bunnypie is on here correcting grammar thats a joke in it self! |
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Mar 27, 2006 15:33:19 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]^^^Bacharee Bunnypie... Bacharee!!![/glow]
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Post by bunnypie4 on Mar 27, 2006 17:41:20 GMT
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Mar 27, 2006 18:09:24 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]^^^Whats dat al abt?[/glow] |
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Post by natasha on Mar 27, 2006 18:14:13 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]^^^Bacharee Bunnypie... Bacharee!!![/glow] |
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Mar 27, 2006 18:29:31 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]^^^Bacharee Bunnypie... Bacharee!!![/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Our harts go out to the original Bunnypie!!![/glow]  |
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 27, 2006 18:47:35 GMT
''LUV UR H8RS!!!''
BRING IT ON B*TCH!!!! |
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Post by Kid aka Mrs Dhoni =] on Mar 27, 2006 19:00:44 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]GO BUNNYPIE!!![/glow]
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Post by Bunnypie on Mar 27, 2006 20:36:45 GMT
well,well,well i come on at the comedy section to read the latest joke Indian in a bar, what a surprise bunnypie is on here correcting grammar thats a joke in it self! 
Lisen no1 is forcing ur hand upon the keyboard to reply to my posts/threads ok..no1 has got a gun to ur head teling u to even read my posts/thread... (OMG I'm beginning to sound like.... u know who... )...anyway if they have then tel me now n il call the police!!
If u find me, my posts n my threads boring..then fine..DONT READ THEM...N CERTAINLY DONT TAKE PART IN THEM IF U HAVNT GOT ANYTHIN CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY ABOUT THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION[/color][/b][/size] |
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