Post by Amarjit Eichmann on Jun 26, 2006 20:56:19 GMT
Here's some TOP NOTCH NEWS from yours truly - BABBERSHER...enjoy ;D
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Hi this is BabberSher reporting live from the U.S.A for Punjab2000:
Now, here's an exclusive update on the WAR ON IRAQ....
"We are currently still kicking as$" states Sergeant Slaughter
Also, to aid us in this war now dubbed 'operation enforced freedom' we would like you to go to www,planttheevidence,com ---> this way we will raise enough money for an actual nuclear bomb that we could plant as evidence in IRAQ and make the war seem like a good decision on our part… we’ll be the world power saviors, once again
Well in sports, the U.S. has lost to Ghana, so we will not be broadcasting the world cup on any major station, because...eh.... well.....since we're not in it, it's not important, so the fans will just have to stick with watching the Mexican channels (el telemundo or something) if they want any updates. In its place, we’ll be broadcasting boring games like Golf, or something that we’re pretty good at (which usually involves no skill whatsoever).
This just in!!!! Breaking news…
Bush is a queer as$ pirate fairy who is being used by corporate scum.
And DlCK Chaney is the devil incarnate, brought on earth to raise the minions of hell, so he could get filthy rich off of the lives of the innocent souls. (Dammn, I wish we really had a guy like V from “V for Vendetta”… that movie kicked some major chithar)
And now for ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!! [We usually save this part for the end of the news, so u waist your time listening to the boring stuff, while building anxiety for what really matters in life ]
"Superman Returns" is releasing on the Big Screen today & It is absolutely gay! Why the heck do people think that darkening the superhero’s costume makes the movies taken more seriously by the public? The guy wears chaddis over his pants!!! Just stay true to the comic and make him at least look as cool as Christopher Reeves in the previous films! Also, I didn’t know superman was supposed to be a scrawny extra off of Dawson’s Creek? Why couldn’t they make superman a super strong muscle guy who could kick but, kinda like the COMICS BOOKS!!!! Oh yeah, we give the movie zero stars cause the hero is a gay dork with no acting experience, and because Christopher Reeves could kick this guy’s as$ any day (even after becoming a quadric pelagic). Also, the fact Superman doesn’t fight anyone cool in the movie (like Doomsday or Bizzaro) – is just simply LAME!
And finally… The Weather here will be kind of crappy and windy most of the week, with a slight chance of hail, or lots of sunshine - with temperatures ranging from 40-90 degrees Fahrenheit.
This is BabberSher signing out… have a great summer
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Hi this is BabberSher reporting live from the U.S.A for Punjab2000:
Now, here's an exclusive update on the WAR ON IRAQ....
"We are currently still kicking as$" states Sergeant Slaughter
Also, to aid us in this war now dubbed 'operation enforced freedom' we would like you to go to www,planttheevidence,com ---> this way we will raise enough money for an actual nuclear bomb that we could plant as evidence in IRAQ and make the war seem like a good decision on our part… we’ll be the world power saviors, once again
Well in sports, the U.S. has lost to Ghana, so we will not be broadcasting the world cup on any major station, because...eh.... well.....since we're not in it, it's not important, so the fans will just have to stick with watching the Mexican channels (el telemundo or something) if they want any updates. In its place, we’ll be broadcasting boring games like Golf, or something that we’re pretty good at (which usually involves no skill whatsoever).
This just in!!!! Breaking news…
Bush is a queer as$ pirate fairy who is being used by corporate scum.
And DlCK Chaney is the devil incarnate, brought on earth to raise the minions of hell, so he could get filthy rich off of the lives of the innocent souls. (Dammn, I wish we really had a guy like V from “V for Vendetta”… that movie kicked some major chithar)
And now for ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!! [We usually save this part for the end of the news, so u waist your time listening to the boring stuff, while building anxiety for what really matters in life ]
"Superman Returns" is releasing on the Big Screen today & It is absolutely gay! Why the heck do people think that darkening the superhero’s costume makes the movies taken more seriously by the public? The guy wears chaddis over his pants!!! Just stay true to the comic and make him at least look as cool as Christopher Reeves in the previous films! Also, I didn’t know superman was supposed to be a scrawny extra off of Dawson’s Creek? Why couldn’t they make superman a super strong muscle guy who could kick but, kinda like the COMICS BOOKS!!!! Oh yeah, we give the movie zero stars cause the hero is a gay dork with no acting experience, and because Christopher Reeves could kick this guy’s as$ any day (even after becoming a quadric pelagic). Also, the fact Superman doesn’t fight anyone cool in the movie (like Doomsday or Bizzaro) – is just simply LAME!
And finally… The Weather here will be kind of crappy and windy most of the week, with a slight chance of hail, or lots of sunshine - with temperatures ranging from 40-90 degrees Fahrenheit.
This is BabberSher signing out… have a great summer