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Post by daboss on Sept 4, 2006 19:15:05 GMT
There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of this story? ?............................ Think about it. (You're going to love this!) And the moral is... [shadow=red,left,300]...You can't kill two birds with one stone![/shadow]
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Post by 5abikuri10 on May 14, 2007 19:11:48 GMT
KKKKKKKKKKK
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Post by Bunnypie on May 14, 2007 19:29:40 GMT
^^Wow! These jokes just get worse and worse!
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Post by 5abikuri10 on May 14, 2007 19:53:52 GMT
tut tut tut, jus BAYZATEE
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Post by Bunnypie on May 14, 2007 21:24:45 GMT
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Post by Desi Tiger on May 14, 2007 23:14:52 GMT
tel me wen to laff
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Post by jatti05 on May 15, 2007 8:23:04 GMT
was it ment 2 mek us laf? woopz... i didnt evn laf at the fact dat it was soo lame! (dats wat i ment btw had 2 edit)
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Post by 5abikuri10 on May 16, 2007 23:55:28 GMT
KKKKKKKK
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Post by Ghost... on May 19, 2007 0:48:50 GMT
LOL, I ACTUALLY FOUND THAT FUNNY!
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Post by m1ss_m@ry on May 27, 2007 16:02:13 GMT
Haaaaaaaahahahahaahahha omdz dat was tooo much jkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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