Post by msscandalous on Mar 28, 2007 12:04:26 GMT
Ayt i aint homo but i think y'all guys cud use a few tips wit girls out there.......check em out
GUY: Did it hurt?
CHICK: Did what hurt?
GUY: When u fell from heaven I mean.being so pretty you must be heaven sent!!!!!!!
OK I'm not homo but i think all guys will appreciate this:
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Overheard in our computer lab: Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
GUY: Did it hurt?
CHICK: Did what hurt?
GUY: When u fell from heaven I mean.being so pretty you must be heaven sent!!!!!!!
OK I'm not homo but i think all guys will appreciate this:
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Overheard in our computer lab: Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?