Post by Bunnypie on Mar 29, 2006 8:45:28 GMT
Everybody who owns a dog names their dog Rover or Boy or some common name.I call mine Sex.
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me, When I went to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex, And he said "buddy I'd like one too" Then I said but this is a dog, but he said he didn't care what she looked like but then I said you don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old, then he said "You must've been quite a boy.
When I got married and went onto my honeymoon, I took my dog with me and I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a very special room for Sex, and he said every single room in this hotel is for sex, and I said "Sir U don't understand Sex keeps me up all night" and the hotel clerk said "Me too"...
One day I entered Sex in a dog contest, but b4 the competiton started, the dog ran away, another contestant asked me that why I was standing there Gawking at everyone, so I told him that I was planning to have Sex in the contest, then he said "I should have sold my own tickets,
then I told him you don't understand that all this time I was hoping to have Sex on T.V. then he down rite called me a "show off".
When my wife and I got separated, we both went to Court to fight for Custody of the dog, I said your honor I had Sex b4 I was married, then the judge said "me too, then I told him that after I was married Sex left me, and the judge said "me too".
Last night Sex ran away again, I spent hours around town looking for him, then all of a sudden a cop rolls up behind me with he's Flashing red/blue light, he walks over and asked me. What am I doing near the alley at four o' clock in the morining and I told the Police Officer that I was looking for "SEX"............ Now My case for that one comes up on Friday.........
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Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me, When I went to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex, And he said "buddy I'd like one too" Then I said but this is a dog, but he said he didn't care what she looked like but then I said you don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old, then he said "You must've been quite a boy.
When I got married and went onto my honeymoon, I took my dog with me and I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a very special room for Sex, and he said every single room in this hotel is for sex, and I said "Sir U don't understand Sex keeps me up all night" and the hotel clerk said "Me too"...
One day I entered Sex in a dog contest, but b4 the competiton started, the dog ran away, another contestant asked me that why I was standing there Gawking at everyone, so I told him that I was planning to have Sex in the contest, then he said "I should have sold my own tickets,
then I told him you don't understand that all this time I was hoping to have Sex on T.V. then he down rite called me a "show off".
When my wife and I got separated, we both went to Court to fight for Custody of the dog, I said your honor I had Sex b4 I was married, then the judge said "me too, then I told him that after I was married Sex left me, and the judge said "me too".
Last night Sex ran away again, I spent hours around town looking for him, then all of a sudden a cop rolls up behind me with he's Flashing red/blue light, he walks over and asked me. What am I doing near the alley at four o' clock in the morining and I told the Police Officer that I was looking for "SEX"............ Now My case for that one comes up on Friday.........
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